Wednesday, November 30, 2005
A boner for Kate
- Most men don't need that bone!
- It is possible to fracture a penis. Top gals, the weight limit is 120 lbs. (I just made that up.)
- Cat penises are barbed. Rrrrooowwrrr!
- Foreskins secrete a neuropeptide which prevents complex synaptic connections in the brain necessary for any thought more complex than, Grog want woman. (Yup, I just made that one up, too.)
- My nurse just told me she knew an anesthesiologist who claimed "his penis looked like Yul Bryner in a turtleneck."
Open thread to discuss your fun and interesting penis facts.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Kra Dook, anyone?
Neurosurgery for dummies
Bob Herbert on Jack Murtha
To continue sending people to their deaths under these circumstances is worse than pointless, worse than irresponsible. It's a crime of the most grievous kind.
Amen. And, may I add, it would be nice to see the responsible parties punished for their crimes?
Monday, November 28, 2005
Listen to the hand
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Undersexed men of the world, unite
Your morning dose of Rich
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Friday, November 25, 2005
Mu Mu's secret message
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Moore's Absolute Watchmen: a review
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
The Joy of Duck
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Writer's kid with demonic cats
The Science Fiction Top 10
Harry Potter spoilers.
Monday, November 21, 2005
The Gorjun is . . . um . . . riding a giant vibrator?
Sunday, November 20, 2005
*sob* Not one of you has mentioned my award!
Saturday, November 19, 2005
"A gathering place for stampers - meet and talk with other members of the community, check out the gallery where you'll find tons of categorized samples, share your own stamping creations, catch up on the latest news, tips & techniques, or find out about upcoming events and happenings."You probably won't think the Beyond Cards Art Gallery is as cool as I do, but check it out. I always knew defunct CDs could be put to good use. FindaStamp is an alphabetic directory of rubber stamping websites rated by users. And because this is, after all, my blog . . . Fifteen minutes into searching for pornographic rubber stamps, I began to wonder if you stampers never think about stamping the nasty. But here are some tame male nudes (work safe). Physicians use anatomical rubber stamps to help them draw diagrams of a patient's pathology; you could, if you were so minded, buy those stamps here (sorry, no pix). Onward, onward in my search for rubber stamp penises. Did you know Rasputin's penis was allegedly thirteen inches long, and is currently owned by the Russian Museum of Erotica? While you're at that site (the Museum of Hoaxes), check out this story:
The phrase 'penis-melting Zionist robot combs,' while not widely known, does seem to be growing in popularity. The phrase refers to a mass panic that swept through Khartoum, the capital of Sudan, in September 2003. The people of Khartoum feared that a Satanic foreigner was going around shaking hands with Sudanese men and thereby causing their penises to melt upwards inside their body. In one case a man reported that he was approached by a stranger at the market. The stranger handed him a comb and asked him to comb his hair. "When he did so, within seconds... he felt a strange sensation and discovered that he had lost his penis." The Sudanese journalist Ja'far Abbas interjected a note of scientific rationality into the growing hysteria by making this observation in his column in the Saudi daily Al-Watan:
No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical robot that penetrates the skull [and passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!! I wanted to tell that man who fell victim to the electronic comb: 'You jackass, how can you put a comb from a man you don't know to your head, while even relatives avoid using the same comb?!' ... That man [i.e. the mysterious stranger], who, as it is claimed, is from West Africa, is an imperialist Zionist agent that was sent to prevent our people from procreating and multiplying.Go, International Jewish Conspiracy! I love you guys. Happy belated birthday, Sis. D.
Friday, November 18, 2005
Quick shout (politics)
"This is worth the fight," Senator Russell D. Feingold, a Wisconsin Democrat who serves on the Judiciary Committee, said in an interview.
"I've cleared my schedule right up to Thanksgiving," Mr. Feingold said, adding that he was making plans to read aloud from the Bill of Rights as part of a filibuster if necessary.
Go for it, Senator Feingold! Hell, make all the bastards miss Turkey Day. It's worth it, all right.
Shout for my wife:
Karen has written an interesting post on her late father's rather odd past. His life story seems like something out of Vonnegut (a la Mother Night) or John Irving. Check it out.
Who's my fugwy wittle Secwetawy of State, hmm?
Early morning driftwood
Thursday, November 17, 2005
Dream a little dream
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
A liberally dirty joke
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Ox tail stew for the muse
Monday, November 14, 2005
Jews to the right of me, Jews to the left of me
I'll take a winged Eros, please
Sunday, November 13, 2005
Ubersexual -- so that's what I am!
- "embraces his masculine qualities (the M-ness factor) which includes confidence, leadership, passion and compassion." Yup, that's me, all the way. Just ask Karen.
- "is passionate about causes and principles." Check.
- "treats and respects women as equals, but considers other men his best friends." But my wife is my best friend. Does that make me (gasp!) a metrosexual? Am I less uber for my choice in friends?
- "is sensual and not self-conscious." Sensual, yes, but . . . does worrying about my belly blubber count as self-consciousness?
- "knows 'the difference between right and wrong and will make the right decision regardless of what others around him may think.'" Check.