Monday, November 14, 2005

I'll take a winged Eros, please

You think I'm lazy? Me, lazy? We did this last night: The Piledriver from Sexual Positions Free.Com . . . and we used real wooden mannequins. Somehow, sex looks more fun when genitalia-free mannequins get it on. Rent the uncut version of Team America and tell me I'm wrong. D.


Blogger Kate R said...

I really like the posture of the hands on the top guy (ubermensch). Reminds me of little girls imitating gymnasts.

11/14/2005 08:27:00 AM  
Blogger mm said...

LOL - oh dream on Doc! Since you don't like the top, I assume that's you with the broken neck?

The hands reminded me of that SNL Catholic School girl. You know the one who threw her hands up in the air and said Superstar!

11/14/2005 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger Anduin said...

Those mannequins were smokin' hot in that movie. I wonder if it will start a new trend in the porno business; Mannequins doing it puppet style. Heh.

11/14/2005 01:15:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Jeez, Maureen, I never should have made that untersexual joke. Now y'all think my whole sexual M.O. is to lay back and say, "Please me, baby."

Not that I'd object . . .

11/14/2005 02:18:00 PM  
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11/14/2005 02:26:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Hey, Sarah? I'm sooo glad you've decided to become legitmiate. Why, it wasn't that long ago that you were filmed doing Leonardo DiCaprio. And that was like, totally uncool.

Sell those computers, biyotch!

11/14/2005 08:43:00 PM  
Blogger THIS! Christine said...

Oh Dear God! Team America... I honestly didn't think I'd live through that scene I was laughing so hard. Breathing was becoming a real concern.

Those wooden maneqhins though (especially in the robacacet commercials) just freak me out. there's something disturbingly sinister about them.


11/15/2005 12:07:00 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Christine, did you see the version on video? They cut some really nasty stuff for the theatrical version. You might find it offensive, but on the other hand, can marionettes ever be offensive?

11/15/2005 09:31:00 PM  

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