Sunday, November 13, 2005

Ubersexual -- so that's what I am!

Thanks to Beth for pointing me towards Sandy Oakes's Romancing the Blog post, Ubersexuals. At last, I find someone who understands my true nature. Let's see how I stack up. According to Marsha Saltzman's book The Future of Men, the Ubersexual
  • "embraces his masculine qualities (the M-ness factor) which includes confidence, leadership, passion and compassion." Yup, that's me, all the way. Just ask Karen.
  • "is passionate about causes and principles." Check.
  • "treats and respects women as equals, but considers other men his best friends." But my wife is my best friend. Does that make me (gasp!) a metrosexual? Am I less uber for my choice in friends?
  • "is sensual and not self-conscious." Sensual, yes, but . . . does worrying about my belly blubber count as self-consciousness?
  • "knows 'the difference between right and wrong and will make the right decision regardless of what others around him may think.'" Check.
By my conservative estimate, this makes me at least 70% ubersexual. That's good enough to overturn a Presidential veto -- ubersexual it is! Yippee. This sounds like a good (albeit vaguely Third Reichich) thing. One problem: I don't like being on top. Does that make me an untersexual? D.


Blogger amanda m. said...

"One problem: I don't like being on top. Does that make me an untersexual?"

No, Doug, that just makes you lazy.

11/13/2005 05:49:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

You mean I'm supposed to work at it?

11/13/2005 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous PBW said...

Amanda wrote: No, Doug, that just makes you lazy.

She beat me to it.

I do think you're sufficiently uber with a nice side of playful. George Clooney could play you in a movie easy.

11/13/2005 09:21:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Hah! Reminds me of Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Clooney playing me would be like James Brolin playing Pee Wee. "I don't have to see the movie. I lived it."

11/13/2005 10:25:00 PM  
Blogger Zheng junxai5 said...

louis vuitton outlet
nike trainers sale
coach factory outlet
ray ban sunglasses
christian louboutin sale
louis vuitton purses
oakley outlet
michael kors outlet
burberry handbags
montblanc pens
kobe 8
ray ban sunglasses
louis vuitton handbags
tiffany and co jewelry
coach factory outlet online
louis vuitton handbags
coach outlet store online clearances
michael kors handbags
air max
nike store
true religion jeans
coach factory outlet online
louis vuitton bags
michael kors outlet clearance
air jordan shoes
copy watches
coach factory outlet
basketball shoes
toms wedges
coach outlet online
burberry outlet online
louis vuitton purses
jordan retro 13
louis vuitton outlet online
abercrombie and fitch
adidas wings
ralph lauren outlet
cheap ray ban sunglasses
coach factory outlet online

5/31/2016 12:33:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home