Why it pays to go to a board certified ear, nose, and throat doctor
posted by Douglas Hoffman at 9/09/2005 07:45:00 AM
Friday, September 09, 2005
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8 Comments:
Given the nature of your joke I hope you won't read anything into this, but I imagined you with a much deeper voice.
I did an audio post on my first blog. I took it off because I have a ridiculous, twelve-year-old voice.
Very cool. So now you can blog from anywhere. Antarctica, with a cellphone.*
Also, to quote Randall from Clerks: "Thirty-seven?"
PS: My magic word is "vmuoo". When, o when, will it be "ala peanut butter sandwiches"?
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* Sounds a bit like a game of Clue, don't it?
Maureen: yeah, well, you should have heard me talk before the operation.
Pat: Wasn't it a lot more than 37? I can't remember the exact number.
Clerks rocked.
My secret word: wshcxl, which to me means, "Wash cancel". What you might do if your laptop controlled all your appliances?
No, it was exactly 37. I distinctly remember Randal saying "Thirty-seven?" and Veronica saying "You told him?"
nkvwqk -- the only thing I can come up with is it's close to NKVD, which predates the KGB. (Sadly, I know that from a Batman comic, where he faced off against not only KGBeast but the NKVDemon...)
I *so* saw that punchline coming a mile away.
Snort.
It is fun to hear your voice! And you sound so young! I don't know why, but I'm always surprised when I hear peoples voices - I think I imagined you deeper and more gravelly, instead your voice is gentle :o)
I so want to meet you and Maureen!
I'm trying to remember better jokes (or stories). Right now, I'm speechless ;o)
I've heard the Voice of Doug!
Now all I need to have my day be complete is be touched by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
*wishes real hard*
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