Shamelessly pandering to the women in my audience
. . . plus, what is it? 10% of guys? Check out The Pretty Boys Club if you want proof that gay guys have the best bodies. As for why I'm looking at a gay blog: they're the #3 humor blog at blogtopsites, and I like to check out the competition. All the competition. Besides -- those chiselled bodies serve to remind me that I would totally suck as a gay guy. D. PS:
From the Department of That's Just Plain WrongOn the subject of sucking, Atrios has an interesting snip regarding the Orthodox Jewish practice of metzitzah b'peh (oral suctioning of the infant penis after circumcision). I'd encountered that bit of trivia when I researched my recent post on circumcision, but I figured it had to be apocryphal. Guess not.