The O'Reilly pacifier . . .
Oh, how I wish I'd thought of this first. Check out Jurassicpork's blog today, LA Neoconfidential. George Bush as Sam Spade. 'Nuff said. Don't waste time here, click on the link. D. PS: While I'm at it: Damn, Beth, I could hear that scream all the way over here half a freakin' continent away. But your post reminded me of another great critter story. I'll save it for another day, though; y'all are crittered out, I'm sure.