"I'm a baby eater. An eater of babies."
Jonathan Swift ain't got nothin' on Bob Cesca. Check out this satire on the Huffington Post. Excerpt: The president's mother, Barbara Bush told reporters during a visit to Texas, "Those puppies were going to be used as fishing bait anyway, they're much better off now. BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HA!" D.