Monday, January 30, 2006
- Name: Douglas Hoffman
No, you may not breed with me, so stop asking.
Don't bend over for Bush
My nutty pals doing the 40 x 365
- Holiday gift ideas
- You ignored it when I first posted it. Now I'm gonna cram it down yer achin' throats.
- A boner for Kate
- I love that title.
- How should I pick my nose?
- Because this is, first and foremost, an educational blog.
- Say hello to my little friend
- Just in case you missed it the first time.
New new favorites, not those icky old ones that grew a layer of green fuzz and smelled like cat pee.
- "The Mechanic" A nasty bit of crime fiction. It's not autobiographical -- really!
- "Saul the Deserted" Biblical spec fic that doesn't involve Jesus or the Garden of Eden. Beat that.
- Samuel Alito got me out of bed this morning
- The merits of poor self-esteem: Part I
- Letter to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Commi...
- Is there a dog whisperer in the house?
- Oy, what am I doing wrong?
- Support the Alito Filibuster
- Your morning bwaahahahahaha
- When Chihuahuas attack!
- Will Gabriele or Darla . . .
- I am Bluestar
- The Number-Driven Life
- Good Yoda, Bad Yoda
- My Birthday Wish List
- Mysterious Island
- Why it pays to go to a board certified ENT
- At least you girls have Fabio
- But Onan knew that the seed would not be his . . .
- "Are you spiritual?"
- The Sociobiology of Boobage
- Sex Ed, self-taught
- Hannukah lobster
- The Muffin Saga
- The Horny Pirate Trilogy
- Quien es mas lindo? (or: pick your hump)
- The Rulez
- The Rulez, Part Deux
- Born again virgins and other sex dwarves
- Unrequited lust
- My Deep Throat
- Time travel convention a failure?
- Wherein I am rogered by a cactus
- Gross Anatomy 101