When Chihuahuas attack!

First killer bees, now attack chihuahuas hungry for human flesh: The officer suffered minor injuries including bites to his ankle on Thursday when the five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway, said Fremont detective Bill Veteran. Nor is this an isolated incident. According to this professional consultant who dresses his chihuahuas in camo gear, "Before they've had their morning coffee, attack Chihuahuas are not to be trifled with." Fortunately, for $44.95, you can warn neighbors and passersby that your attack Chihuahuas are on duty. So -- what do you think -- Worst? Photoshopping? Ever? More later. The Du Bist Deutschland campaign has given me ideas. D.