To my reader in Massachusetts, who found me
by searching Yahoo for ball squeezing sex play You know, if you want that sort of thing, you need only ask.
***But not right now. No one's balls are getting squeezed, not even my own. My back aches, I haven't even begun to think about what I'm going to make for dinner tonight, and I'm tired, even though all I've done is
- one load of laundry
- washed last night's dishes
- cleaned the litter box -- AGAIN (what is it about cats? Don't they ever stop?)
- threw out several million bags of trash
- unpacked one of the remaining moving boxes so that Jake could play Impossible Creatures