It's a little early for Halloween . . .
. . . but what the hell! CNN.com: Mummified Body Found in Front of TV Quote:
Johannas Pope had told her live-in caregiver that she didn't want to be buried and planned on returning after she died, Hamilton County Coroner O'Dell Owens said Monday.Pope died in August 2003 at age 61. Her body was found last week in the upstairs of her home on a quiet street. Her daughter and granddaughter lived downstairs. They and Ms. Pope's caregiver all believed she would come back to life. I think I can forgive the three-year-old granddaughter for thinking that, but the other two? Here's how to make a mummy, circa 2006. Prop dead body in front of TV. Leave the air conditioner running -- forever. Enter room occasionally to spray body with Lysol. Don't let the air conditioner breakdown, 'cuz guess what, folks -- that's how the neighbors figured it out. D.