IIPM is listening

The Indian Institute of Planning and Management (IIPM) story, detailed in full at expressindia.com, has dominated Technorati's "top searches" board for over a week. It's pissing me off. How do you create humorous riffs on an acronym? Alzheimer's victim Judith Miller, best known as John Tierney's love slave, well, she's a walking joke. The latest: Judith Miller will be leading the planned Nazi march in Toledo. I'm kidding. As for Judy Miller's memory loss, I wish I were kidding. If that were a joke, it would be in extremely poor taste. Here in the New York Times, she has the nerve to claim she forgot her source. The woman has the credibility of Fletcher Reede. Awright, awright, that's enough whoring for the weekend. If I do any more of this, I'll end up with testalgia. Ask Beth, she knows what it means. D.