posted by Douglas Hoffman at 10/11/2005 10:00:00 PM
so....we're writing sex? that's the idea? How's this different from my day job? You want it badly done, done badly--whatever.
You got it, Kate. Check that Guardian Unlimited link for examples. The key is to make it wincingly bad.
What a great idea! I read about these in the paper and on some website last year--SO funny! I think it’s an annual thing.I ask you, how hard could it be for those of us who already write romance to pen a passionate scene that really sucks, hmm? Damn, I do it so often myself that my delete key is worn out! LOL
Cool. That's two!Come on, y'all. It's free money, and all I'm asking for is a paragraph of smut.
I pimped you. Go see if I got it right--I'm out of it due to some stupid virus. I could use some de-snottage about now...
You got it right, Kate. As for snottage -- hey, that reminds me: google "Boobage" and check out who is number one! -- anyway, I'm the snottage master. It comes with the turf. Although, when it comes to viral snottage, I ain't got bupkes.
Whoops. My bad. I am so not the king of boobage.Wonder how that happened?
One mile to every inch ofYour skin like porcelainOne pair of candy lips andYour bubblegum tongueAnd if you want loveWe'll make itSwimming a deep seaOf blanketsYour body Is a wonderlandYour body is a wonder(I'll use my hands)Your body Is a wonderlandSomething 'bout the way your hairfalls in your faceI love the shape you take when crawlingtowards the pillowcaseYou tell me where to go andThough I might leave to find itI'll never let your head hit the bedWithout my hand behind itpop singer John Mayer wrote it but can I use it?
I'll never let your head hit the bedWithout my hand behind itOmigaaawd, that is sooooo romantic!(Hope y'all heard the Valley Girl in that line!)Or should "behind it" be taken in the same sense as "they were behind the nefarious plot all along"? In which case, this suggests a much different sort of relationship.
hey, so how often may we enter.
Kate, as many times as you like. Hear that, everyone? I'll add it to the rules.
FWIW, I pimped too, at http://fancy-that.blogspot.com
REMINDER y'all -- the word limit is 200. Don't make me get out my cat o' nine tails.Check your entries. If you're over, you can edit and post the shorter version. Then I'll delete the earlier version.And . . . d? How did I attract the horror crowd? Shiver.
I'm kinda eyeing d warily, too. Yikes.
I'm sorry, Doug - I tried really I did, but in the end all I could come up with was magnificent sex.
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