Tuesday, October 11, 2005

The Good Bad Sex Chat Thread

Post your questions and comments in reply to this post, please. D.


Blogger Kate R said...

so....we're writing sex? that's the idea?

How's this different from my day job? You want it badly done, done badly--whatever.

10/12/2005 09:27:00 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

You got it, Kate. Check that Guardian Unlimited link for examples.

The key is to make it wincingly bad.

10/12/2005 10:39:00 AM  
Blogger Daisy Dexter Dobbs said...

What a great idea! I read about these in the paper and on some website last year--SO funny! I think it’s an annual thing.

I ask you, how hard could it be for those of us who already write romance to pen a passionate scene that really sucks, hmm? Damn, I do it so often myself that my delete key is worn out! LOL

10/12/2005 04:32:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Cool. That's two!

Come on, y'all. It's free money, and all I'm asking for is a paragraph of smut.

10/12/2005 04:39:00 PM  
Blogger Kate R said...

I pimped you. Go see if I got it right--I'm out of it due to some stupid virus. I could use some de-snottage about now...

10/12/2005 04:54:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

You got it right, Kate. As for snottage -- hey, that reminds me: google "Boobage" and check out who is number one! -- anyway, I'm the snottage master. It comes with the turf. Although, when it comes to viral snottage, I ain't got bupkes.

10/12/2005 07:57:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Whoops. My bad. I am so not the king of boobage.

Wonder how that happened?

10/12/2005 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder
(I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair
falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling
towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

pop singer John Mayer wrote it but can I use it?

10/13/2005 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

Omigaaawd, that is sooooo romantic!

(Hope y'all heard the Valley Girl in that line!)

Or should "behind it" be taken in the same sense as "they were behind the nefarious plot all along"? In which case, this suggests a much different sort of relationship.

10/13/2005 08:06:00 AM  
Blogger Kate R said...

hey, so how often may we enter.

10/13/2005 05:26:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Kate, as many times as you like. Hear that, everyone? I'll add it to the rules.

10/13/2005 06:58:00 PM  
Blogger Bonnie said...

FWIW, I pimped too, at http://fancy-that.blogspot.com

10/14/2005 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

REMINDER y'all -- the word limit is 200. Don't make me get out my cat o' nine tails.

Check your entries. If you're over, you can edit and post the shorter version. Then I'll delete the earlier version.

And . . . d? How did I attract the horror crowd? Shiver.

10/14/2005 08:21:00 PM  
Blogger Bonnie said...

I'm kinda eyeing d warily, too. Yikes.

10/14/2005 08:27:00 PM  
Blogger mm said...

I'm sorry, Doug - I tried really I did, but in the end all I could come up with was magnificent sex.

10/17/2005 07:25:00 PM  

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