Woo-hoo! I totally rock with the ladies!
Via Tamboblog. Think about it. You always knew I was Kirk. Consider the similarities: Kirk: wears a hairpiece. Doug: needs a hairpiece. Kirk: prefers to be the center of attention. Doug: ditto. Kirk: hammy enough to appear with Ricardo Montalban and still be the hammiest actor present. Doug: in first grade, I owned the role of Chicken Little. (Shaking fist: "Skyyyyyyy!") Kirk: made women, humans and green-skinned aliens alike, melt out of their spandex costumes. Doug: just give me a chance! Yeah, I could go on. D.