Friday, January 20, 2006

Woo-hoo! I totally rock with the ladies!

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

Via Tamboblog. Think about it. You always knew I was Kirk. Consider the similarities: Kirk: wears a hairpiece. Doug: needs a hairpiece. Kirk: prefers to be the center of attention. Doug: ditto. Kirk: hammy enough to appear with Ricardo Montalban and still be the hammiest actor present. Doug: in first grade, I owned the role of Chicken Little. (Shaking fist: "Skyyyyyyy!") Kirk: made women, humans and green-skinned aliens alike, melt out of their spandex costumes. Doug: just give me a chance! Yeah, I could go on. D.

posted by Douglas Hoffman at 1/20/2006 10:40:00 PM

14 Comments:

Blogger THIS! Christine said...

I am Kosh!
How enigmatically, malignantly, benevolent is that!

feeling very powerful right now.

1/21/2006 12:20:00 AM  
Blogger Stephen said...

I wish I were Kosh, but no, I am John Sheridan. Yawn.

I'm not even the wet B5 space ranger with an English accent, and I can do a really good English accent - almost as good as Jamie Marsters' one.

1/21/2006 03:33:00 AM  
Blogger Darla said...

Hmm. I'm Jean-Luc Picard

"An accomplished diplomat who can virtually do no wrong..." Yeah, sounds about right. *g*

1/21/2006 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm Marcus Cole, about whom I know nothing - and the bit about "you would sacrifice much to help others" is so not true.

I was hoping for Jean-Luc, although I have far too much hair. Because if I were Jean-Luc, I could then retire from Starfleet and open a school for mutants, which would be totally cool.

1/21/2006 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Sadly (sadly, because I don't recognize a lot of these characters . . . I mean, Kosh? Who the heck is Kosh?), I gave up on a lot of the latter day SF series, like Babylon 5, or any Star Trek sequels that lacked Jeri Ryan (7 of 9, but 9 of 9 in my book). They seemed all talk, talk, talk. At least Old Star Trek had some action.

Darla, maybe you can trade with sxkitten.

1/21/2006 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At Amazon, both reviews on Daria's Quest have finally appeared.

1/21/2006 10:21:00 AM  
Blogger Suisan said...

In this post from October of last year I can show you that I've got you all beat.

Because I am Aragorn. Tall, Dark, Handsome, Principled. (Wish some of that were true. Dark, I guess)

I do love me.

1/21/2006 11:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yoda I am.

Like it I do.

(I could go on all day....but spare you I will.)

1/21/2006 11:43:00 AM  
Blogger crystal said...

I'm Delenn ... Devoutly dedicated to helping lead others to glory, you are a strong, supportive, and spiritual caregiver.

she was eventually married to John Sheridan, buddies with Macus Cole (woo hoo!), and fellow diplomat with Kosh ... I miss Babylon 5!

1/21/2006 12:58:00 PM  
Blogger kybruno said...

Skip over to Buffy and think of the Halloween episode where Oz wore a T-Shirt that said 'god'
Go for broke-I Am that I Am.
Or was that Popeye?

1/21/2006 01:13:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

I yam what I yam -- Popeye, but also Ralph Ellison's fine novel, Inivisible Man, NOT to be confused with the icky awful Kevin Bacon movie.

rof -- cool! That'll teach that guy to trash Rowling without even reading her.

1/21/2006 02:52:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Oh. Almost forgot. I Am That I Am -- that's how the Lord himself, YHWH, refers to himself when Moses asks, "Which God shall I tell them sent me?" (i.e., "What's your name?")

God's reply, in effect: "Don't be a schmuck. I'm ME. The BIG GUY. Get it?"

1/21/2006 02:57:00 PM  
Blogger Fran / Blue Gal said...

Robot Buddha! They're called DCM's. It stands for Disposable Crew Member.

I think the test is whacked. Everyone knows Douglas is Spock. Spock in the Amok Time episode, but still.

1/21/2006 03:45:00 PM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Or, as we call it in my household, "Spock in Heat."

My wife channels Spock. Non-amok Spock, sadly.

1/21/2006 04:05:00 PM  

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