What kind of Muffin are you?

You are a Cartoon Muffin! You have a great sense of humour and a quirky way of looking at things. We always think you are joking, but we're never quite sure. What kind of muffin are you? brought to you by Quizilla Be forewarned: if you read all possible responses to the questions, I can't vouch for the safety of your keyboard. Vomit, you know. Bad for delicate electronics. One of these days when I have nothing but oodles of time on my hands, I'm going to author my own Quizilla quiz. The possibilities are endless. What kind of heathen are you? Or: What deadly sin are you? Or, my favorite: What kind of sexually transmitted disease are you? What do you think? In preparation for Discovery Health Channel's airing of that H.P. Lovecraft classic, The Duggar Horror -- ah, excuse me, I mean 14 Children and Pregnant Again, I have put up a link to my Muffin Saga under This Week's Favorites. We're watching it Right The Fuck Now. And oh. My. God. Is it ever cutesy-pie. *** I learned something fascinating from our town's Red Cross director (at least, I think he's our director; we weren't introduced). He was deployed to Louisiana for the Katrina disaster. He told us lots of fun stories (like the one about the sheriff who hijacked a Red Cross food shipment at gunpoint, only to be arrested for theft hours later), but here's the interesting bit: Louisiana didn't give out any temporary licensures to out-of-state volunteer physicans, nor did FEMA. WTF??? Over thirty thousand docs signed up to volunteer. Did the State or Federal governments make use of any of these volunteers? I asked him if there were enough local physicians to cover the need. His response: "What local physicians?" Go figure. We need national licensure for physicians. If that's too radical, we need some way to cut the bullshit red tape that keeps volunteers from volunteering. This is ridiculous. D.