Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Lame Reasons to Have Sex #3

Karen: Uh-uh. Me: You realize, you're contributing to my risk factors for prostate cancer. Karen: Oh, that is weak. Besides, I thought you had your bases covered with all that fiddling. Me: Damn. D.

8 Comments:

Blogger Robyn said...

Doug- would that be the "blueball disease" my boyfriends in high school complained about?

9/29/2005 06:57:00 AM  
Blogger Mary Stella said...

*laughing too hard to type a real comment*

9/29/2005 07:27:00 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Nabbed you both for my blogroll. So there!

Robyn, prostate cancer is the chronic form of the disease, blue balls (the medical term is stone ache) the acute form. I hope that clears up your woeful misconception.

9/29/2005 07:51:00 AM  
Blogger mm said...

Dear god, man! Don't you ever get laid?

9/29/2005 08:07:00 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Hee hee. It's not all that bad, Maureen, but the squeaky wheel gets the grease. (A lubrication metaphor seems appropriate somehow . . . not sure exactly why . . .)

9/29/2005 08:25:00 AM  
Blogger Lilith Saintcrow said...

"Stone ache"? You have got to be kidding. Please tell me you're kidding.

*going to go wash coffee out of nose*

9/29/2005 10:13:00 AM  
Blogger Gabriele C. said...

Nabbed you both for my blogroll. So there!

You're building your own blogroll harem. :)

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