Lame Reasons to Have Sex #3
Karen: Uh-uh.
Me: You realize, you're contributing to my risk factors for prostate cancer.
Karen: Oh, that is weak. Besides, I thought you had your bases covered with all that fiddling.
Me: Damn.
D.
posted by Douglas Hoffman at 9/28/2005 09:35:00 PM
6 Comments:
Doug- would that be the "blueball disease" my boyfriends in high school complained about?
*laughing too hard to type a real comment*
Nabbed you both for my blogroll. So there!
Robyn, prostate cancer is the chronic form of the disease, blue balls (the medical term is stone ache) the acute form. I hope that clears up your woeful misconception.
Dear god, man! Don't you ever get laid?
Hee hee. It's not all that bad, Maureen, but the squeaky wheel gets the grease. (A lubrication metaphor seems appropriate somehow . . . not sure exactly why . . .)
Nabbed you both for my blogroll. So there!
You're building your own blogroll harem. :)
Post a Comment
<< Home