Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Lame Reasons to Have Sex #2

Karen: NO. Me: But it's my second day after my birthday day! Karen: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. D.


Blogger mm said...

Lame reason #3

But I have an SRH.

A what?

A Sperm Retention Headache.

You had me worried with your blog yesterday. I logged in when it was just a few lines of programming code. Then I could see your blog, but couldn't post.

9/28/2005 05:19:00 AM  
Blogger Invisible Lizard said...

Doug, I'm reading Steinbeck's Cannery Row right now, and a line he uses to describe the character Doc caught my attention, and even though I was thoroughly engrossed at that point (page 26), it jarred me out of my reverie and immediately reminded me of you: "He was concupiscent as a rabbit and gentle as hell."

9/28/2005 05:40:00 AM  
Blogger Douglas Hoffman said...

Maureen: you were worried? I was busy having a cow. ("Nooooo! Not again!")

I'll have to try the SRH one. I suspect it will be as successful as all my other lame reasons. I find that begging prettily is the most effective technique.

Lizard: Why, thank you ;o)

9/28/2005 08:21:00 AM  
Blogger Pat Kirby said...

>I was busy having a cow.

Reason #4: Lack of the conjugal happy leads to birthing of bovines.

Yep. Stick to begging.

Followed link from over at PBW and Mary Stella's declaration that you were hillarious. Being a pervy sort of stalker, I had to comment on sex posting.

9/28/2005 02:02:00 PM  
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