posted by Douglas Hoffman at 9/27/2005 11:03:00 PM
Lame reason #3But I have an SRH.A what?A Sperm Retention Headache.You had me worried with your blog yesterday. I logged in when it was just a few lines of programming code. Then I could see your blog, but couldn't post.
Doug, I'm reading Steinbeck's Cannery Row right now, and a line he uses to describe the character Doc caught my attention, and even though I was thoroughly engrossed at that point (page 26), it jarred me out of my reverie and immediately reminded me of you: "He was concupiscent as a rabbit and gentle as hell."
Maureen: you were worried? I was busy having a cow. ("Nooooo! Not again!")I'll have to try the SRH one. I suspect it will be as successful as all my other lame reasons. I find that begging prettily is the most effective technique.Lizard: Why, thank you ;o)
>I was busy having a cow.Reason #4: Lack of the conjugal happy leads to birthing of bovines.Yep. Stick to begging.Followed link from over at PBW and Mary Stella's declaration that you were hillarious. Being a pervy sort of stalker, I had to comment on sex posting.
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