Speaking of religion . . .
Props to Jellio at YesButNoButYes for finding this campaign site for Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, candidate for Governor of Minnesota in 2006:
I am a Satanic Dark Priest, Sanguinarian Vampyre and a Hecate Witch. My Magikal Path name is: Lord Ares.
Thanks for sharing.
I despise and hate the Christian God the Father. He is my enemy.
Hmm. That'll win you some votes.
Why does he call himself "The Impaler"? From his platform:
Any one found committing an act of terrorism in Minnesota will be IMPALED by me at the State Capital. If the US DOJ wants to prosecute me for it, then I will take my chances in Court, for I do not believe an American Jury will convict me of brutally killing a terrorist!
I think this fellow is for real. The site goes on too long, with far too much unfunny material, for it to be anything but real.
So: Kate might give you fur burgers and camel toes this morning, but only I give you vampiric politicians!
Then again, you could just turn on CSPAN.
D.
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That Sharkey dork has one of the unintentioally funniest sites I've ever seen.
Either that or it's utterly brilliant satire. Of what, I can't say.
Hey, if it came between voting for this guy or Bush...
Yeah guys, it's a fun site all right, but I prefer the camel toes. Just sayin'.
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