Only thin white women have orgasms. News at 11.
I was leafing through the July '05 issue of Wired when I found Annalee Newitz's story about female orgasms, "The Coming Boom". The subtitle says it all: "Big Pharma has made billions pumping up the male population. Now neuroscientists are reverse engineering the female orgasm." You can read the story online here. The article itself didn't capture my interest, though. I'd recently seen something that covered the same ground on one of the health & science networks. No, what caught my eye was the very eye-catching photo-mosaic of twenty-four women caught in the throes of orgasm. If you follow the above link and click on the photo in the left margin, you'll see what I mean. I really don't consider myself a member of the Political Correctness Police, but what's going on with the racial mix in this photo? I count three Asians, one Hispanic, and twenty-one white women. I see one, maybe two women who look overweight. Oh, and nearly all of them are attractive. They must be beautiful women, because they're making that face (I'm having a twelve pound baby, and he's coming out sideways!) and they're still cute. If you follow that photo link, you'll find a second link at the bottom for Beautiful Agony, a website that sells mpeg videos of men and women experiencing la petite mort.
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Now, there's an expression I'm familiar with. This face says, "Yes, I'm having an orgasm. Can't you tell? I mean, how many TIMES do you have to ask? God, why did I have to hook up with such an insecure son of a bitch?"
I imagine this is my typical expression. Not so much pleasure as shock and awe. Honestly, I don't see what women see in men, and I particularly don't understand what my wife sees in me. Hell, I wouldn't have sex with me if I had any choice in the matter.
To watch people (mostly white, mostly good-looking, and mostly female) making funny faces, it'll cost you $US14.95 for 30 days, or $US99.95 for one year. Best of all, if two of you join, I'll be considered one of their "friends", and I'll get a month for free! Not that I'm a voyeur -- I mean, I am, but that's not the point. This looks good for a laugh. What better way to start your morning?