Does my butt look fat in these scrubs?

Surgery day for yours truly here at St. Mammon Community Hospital. Not only will my cases fill up most of the day, but we have Surgery Committee Meeting this evening, which promises to be as fun as a Roman ad bestias execution. Will it be the wolves today, Sir, or the hyenas? The lions, perhaps? Oh, good choice, Sir. Bravo. (Oh, Hoffman. You're just p.o.'d cuz they never have Atkins-friendly food at those meetings.) D.